This should have been included in Drew’s earlier article on useless, overpriced items for boomers.

This should have been included in Drew’s earlier article on useless, overpriced items for boomers.

I agree, but from the ref’s perspective yards away and seeing the helmet turn, I do understand the quick flag.

Amen.

Fitbit flex is coming up as $90, not $59. Is there a coupon code?

Fitbit flex is coming up as $90, not $59. Is there a coupon code?

And ordering pizza, which will sit in the corner untouched.

Eagles will sign both of them next week.

Raise your luck stats, it significantly increases the number of stimpaks, ammo, and caps you find. It’s a severely underestimated perk.

You didn’t enjoy month after month of that shitty billiards game?

She looks familiar...
“New York’s hottest new magazine is... Maxim! It’s got everything. Lips, a bikini crotch shot, a nearly nude bronzed woman on a beach chair, a sultry bedroom shot in black and white and a Gigi Hadid portrait.”

And your movie reviews suck. Not everything can get a C-.

Drew had an excellent writeup of it in last week’s Jamboroo.

Grey Gardens.

She also believes the U.S. Government crashed the planes into the twin towers, par for the course.

That’s why there’s a push for universal EKG screening of athletes, to rule out an enlarged heart susceptible to injury, called HOCM (hypertrophic obstructive cardiomyopathy).

I’m very happy with CloudMagic.

I’d rather have an adequate surgeon, with a rockstar anesthesiologist.

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I cleaned movie theaters one summer in high school. We’d just use a strong leafblower, starting from the back, and blow everything downhill to the front near the screen then sweep it up. The only pain was people leaving drinks in the cupholders I’d have to go pick up one by one.

“Is Eli Manning a elite NFL QB?”