I saw the header and thought, "hyperbole, click-bait, bullshit," but that goal was absolutely fucking filthy. Maybe Deadspin should cover more hockey, no?

He's a douche even when he's playing hockey. How about helping out on the backcheck you cherrypicking little prick!?

Screw Megatron, there's a goddamn Legatron

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

No.

This also works amazingly well for canned chipotle chiles in adobo sauce. One chile per cubicle, top with the sauce, dump in a bag when hard. I mean, who uses a whole can of those things and if you freeze them in lump how do you get one at a time?