Just Doom? Two games with the same name?! The confusion will be enormous! This is the end! We ... we’re ...

Yeah, I have no idea how someone could watch this and think, “this is terrible” no matter how much they hate Microsoft, football, 3D or life.

sounds like someone has old man syndrome, I dont like it because its not what im used to. is it gimmicky? probably. I fail to see how this is a nightmare, OH NO, PEOPLE CAN WATCH FOOTBALL ON THEIR TABLE, ITS SO TERRIBLE!!! WHERE DID THE WORLD GO WRONG?

But can it run crysis?

I’m not. I like to pay for my games and then ideally MOD them.

10 Points to Gryffindor

Warners & Universal could make a killing if they took this idea, slapped it in a plastic bag with some nice, washable collector’s cups and sold it at the theme parks as “Butterbeer Quidditch”.

you don't sound healthy

In fairness, I'd probably stop eating if you injected something into my brain too.

Hopefully he’ll crochet a magic flute and just skip to world-8

Personally I think the Xbox controllers have always been the best. I think they’re a lot more ergonomic and comfortable than anything Sony’s made.

Time for everyone to start getting all nostalgic about the blades.

Because I uh...like Halo?

When writing an emulator, you don’t code things for specific games. Well, except at the late-ish stages where enough works that people are trying to use it to actually play games, but enough is broken that coding workarounds for individual titles is easier than fixing it properly, so you do that to get them to shut up…

Unoriginal, but boy is it true.

"Mod turns Military Sim into Halo", would be a more applicable title.

The alleged employee who opened the attachment in question:

Being that this is a Pokemon fighting game, many people who are playing this are probably more at home using a gamepad layout than they are a fightstick layout. Especially little kids.

I heavily doubt that porting control schemes is a big part of their thought process. That actually probably means nothing, seeing as…