Go Blue!

Shout out to the University of Michigan, who not only had these two phenomenal skaters at Sochi, but also three other ice dancers on Team USA performing!

Wuthering Heights, motherf*ckers, Wuthering Heights.

Also, I'm going to leave these here.

And he's wearing a subtle plaid.

What does it say about me that my first thought was, "Prince Harry should do a Mrs. Doubtfire thing"? Nothing good, right?

So she can finally be with Gordo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All of this is awesome and well-said. But I am giggling to myself that he appears to be tackling those curls with one of those super soft baby gift brushes. My own husband is an awesome dad who doesn't hesitate to bathe my kids, dress them, comb hair, etc....but he doesn't have the skill set to know how to deal with…

Clicquot.

Is this all going downhill fast, other Barry?

"Oh Grannie, it's simply not FAIR. Why must Mary go one step above me ALWAYS? I become the editrix of a posh society magazine, and she becomes a police constable detective in America! IT SIMPLY ISN'T FAIR!"

Never fear, Brooklyn is here!

My boyfriend got me/my cat a necktie collar. Best and weirdest gift by far! I cleared out my phone's storage so I'd have enough room for the thousands of photos that are sure to ensue.

I want to put Loki bracelet on Sherlock plushie.

This is still 200x better than a full Christmas tree with colored lights.

I want to be fair- i found this online. BUTTTTTTT I WILL BE MAKING MY OWN!!!!

Still won't be as fast as Jimmy Johns.

Violet asked me to share that, in this regard, cats have it right.