They must be cousins. I keep the hell away from anything that lives in the wild. They fight for their lives everyday so you know they are not afraid to eat a face if they feel threatened.

I see what's going on here.

Thanks for this! I am also an alum and am infuriated. I will call in the morning.

Seriously. Here's a picture of me with eyeliner.

I feel like you made the username 'dickmove' just so you could post this comment.

HAHAHA. I can't get over this.... A troll well done, sir. Well done, indeed.

To make it simpler, I made a graph from Erin's post.

My favorite sandwich: Have some whole grain toast, marshmallow fluff, peanut butter and a banana. This is easiest with a George Foreman grill or you can do it old fashioned grilled cheese style with a pot to press the sandwich down on the skillet.