who created the starling headpiece.

I was just about to post this! Jade mats are the best. I'm pretty sure I have the slipperiest sweat imaginable, and I love love love my Jade.

favorite part, hands down.

This is true. My takeaway from this article is "I GET TO HAVE A KITTY", so maybe I'm missing the point?

Giant bathtubs and room service are pretty much the only positive things about business trips. I can't believe I've never thought to combine them...thank you for the inspiration.

Naturally. It's science and stuff.

This sounds like an epic TV adaption and I must find it. Now.

Never anger an otter.

BEST VIDEO EVER

I second your proposal.

I just can't any more. I'm an alum, so I called the U of M athletic director's office. I got the standard "we looked into this, took it very seriously, no charges pressed, etc," but at a minimum I was able to tell someone it's completely unacceptable for a story like this to even exist, and that it impacts my decision…

bffs! Hope today is going better, because I got your back bro

OMG YOU ARE ME!

Are you me? Because this week is just ugh. This helped me earlier:

I just did a weird coffee snort laugh / cry thing. Well done.

Ugh I know. Read that and all I could think was "this does not work."

So today I went to the doctor, and she recommended I stop drinking coffee. Now I see this. Le sigh.

This guy needs a reality show, stat.

I love this video so much.