Yeah, because I'm a woman, all I give a fuck about is nail polish & the best bra to attract douchebags.

"Jezebel is a women's site. Deadspin is a sports site."

Of for fucks sake, I can't even remember the last time I went to Jezebel, who, by the way, is owned & operated by the exact same company & writers as deadspin, so reading this shit & hating on their sister blog is basically like arguing, "I like popsicles, but not the purple ones cuz those are for fags."

Go back to watching man vs. food & gold rush alaska.

All their money? jeeze, it's a few bucks a month. I spend more on coffee.

Oh really? Well that's good. I personally sponsor 2 kids, despite the fact that I only average about a 35K/yr salary. Also, I AM mad at all the fat gluttonous pigs out there.

2 gallons of chili in 6 minutes, ey? He should travel to those 3rd world countries with the starving children you see on the Christian charity commercials & show those kids his stunt.

Can't attempting to drink that much kill you? I remember that radio contest years ago where people were competing to see who could drink the most water to win an xbox or something, and one of the contestants died from excessive water consumption. I know, fake beer isn't water, but it's MOSTLY water...

I see where you're going here, however I wouldn't read too much into ebony porn, probably a lot of black people wanting to watch other black people do it. Cool.

Get a Prius.

This is like, my 5th handle for kinja. Prior to the current gawker layout, I was receiving, on average, a dozen likes/recommendations/responses/whatever an hour for various comments & supplemental material I'd post. However, since the Kinja transfer, I find myself occasionally getting into arguments with trolls &…

1. The only people who brag about their weed consumption are teens & college kids. I'm in California, everyone smokes, no one over the age of 25 posts weed glamor shots on their social media.

"My god people who smoke weed LOVE to show they smoke weed"

Those homes are a million times more amazing than any apartment I or any of my friends have ever lived in in LA, NY, Chicago, etc.

Touche!

yeah well LA is hardly a city to begin with. It's more like 15 slums and 15 overpriced neighborhoods you'd be a sucker to pay to live in, all smashed together, only divided by racism & income inequality.

I find it funny that the south, which considers itself to be a land of family values, patriotism, and jesus-loving, seems to be full of bigger pricks than you'd find on any city street.

I'm 30 & usually only get mine every 6-8 weeks. Been that way for decades.

Why were you terrified? I tried inserting a tampon before I even got my period, so I felt pretty comfortable with them by the time I started menstruating.