I still feel Draymond’s knee on my nuts.
-Steven Adams

“I still feel his jowls on my hand” - Roger Ailes survivor

Lebron: The Warriors have two former MVPs on their team.

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

I bet you checked your spelling 50 times before you hit “publish”

Jesus Christ.

Easy solution. Make Carmelo the player-coach, run the parallelogram offense, name Kurt Rambis the new GM and president of operations with full autonomy, tell the press that Porzingis has a cocaine problem, trade Porzingis for Austin Rivers, let Rambis shower with the Knicks City Dancers, sign Glenn Robinson III to a…

What a baby. In my church league nothing short of a compound fracture keeps the big fellas out. Hell, I’ve been playing on an STD for weeks. The real issue here is with the fortitude of these young men. Either pony up or saddle off chief. I pay far too much for cable for this nonsense and frankly I’ve had enough.

“You miss 100% of the shots you take.”

The important thing about having a Lebron Stopper is keeping him fresh by moving him to the Western Conference, thereby only playing him 2 times a year and never meeting him in the playoffs since you’d have to get to the Finals and I don’t think anybody thinks the Rockets are going to do that.

I’d be all for it, but since schedules are set based on conference (each team plays everyone in their own conference either 3 or 4 times (more often 4), and in the other conference just twice, imbalance would remain. This made me very sour when the 2013-14 Timbwerwolves could not even sniff a playoff spot in the west…

I worked in health care my entire career and at the executive level for most of the last decade up until recently. Believe it or not, hospitals and health systems have very little control over what they charge. Most of the charges are set by Medicare (and to a lesser extent, Medicaid) and negotiations with managed…

I disagree. For one thing, in basketball, there do seem to be coaches who are better at drawing up distinct plays out of stoppages, which I think is pretty valuable. For another, I think you can have better systems. The systems need the players, though; it’s interrelated. Look at the Warriors: Steve Kerr inherited a…

Maybe you might wake up one and a half hours earlier to have a whole bowl of oatmeal and eggs

XBox Xobx - Now with even more backward (and forward) compatibility!

Too much money. I’ll wait for the, even smaller Xbox Onex Ibex.

All I could think of after Nora’s story was the fetus (presumably complete with cord and placenta) suddenly by itself on parallel-Earth’s exam table. Dying. Then I thought about all those passengers in cars and planes who wuddenly found themselves alone in a speeding vehicle. Maybe 2% were “raptured” over to the…

an animated movie that brings back Casper Van Dien (who popped up in the first direct-to-DVD sequel

Yet Bethesda stated as early as last year that TESVI was still a long way coming, and they’ve lately been announcing their games really close to release - both Skyrim and Fallout 4 were announced less than six months before release.

I don’t see TESIV releasing this year, do you?

Also, Kotaku hasn’t yet leaked it. We…

Dude shot 6-25 from the field, turned it over 8 times, was Rondo-ing to pad his assists, and got blown out to the Tanking Suns. That was literally one of worst games of the year, and the type of game his detractors might point to to argue against is MVP candidacy.