I'll have to see what I get when I leave work. Somehow I doubt it'll be this good.

When you read it as Crossbone instead of exbone it almost sounds cool.

Perhaps if we were able to temper the negative articles of women having wonderful experiences.

And if not, can we start a fun rumor to that effect anyway?

Do you think that Tom Clancy died of a heart attack caused by the government shutdown?

It starts of creepy and doesn't get any better from there.

Knew I forgot something. First long hair, THEN climb out of the TV and kill people.

And here I had always assumed the J in JRPG always stood for Journalism in the first place.

Oh I knew exactly what I was doing. I was in the mood for puns. All it takes is one complaint about them and the roll right in.

Instead of cashing in on one hell of a licensing tie-in, the majority of the innovation in the Angry Birds franchise has occurred over the course of these two Star Wars games. Rovio is truly an odd duck.

Is there a link to said interview anywhere?

Please no

In other news Kingdom Hearts fans are not in any way shape or form surprised, though they are mildly disappointed.

Ahh Paypal. Gotta love a company whose business model is"fuck you"

In the US there are no vacation laws. There are large numbers of people who get no paid vacation time at all. Worse still there are those who also don't get holidays off either.

Viewtiful Joe?

Thanks Kirk. You got me crying in the middle of a fuddruckers. Unintentional jerk.

This years update: Girls with appropriate number of fingers.

Because that never happened on PC. Especially not with half life 2 delaying it for years.

Coming September 4 to iOS and Android from Konami, Star Wars: Force Collection is a free-to-play collectible card battler featuring more than 230 people, places and things drawn from episodes I through VI of the Star Wars saga. Here's hoping it isn't completely evil.