Forever just the worst.

Readers deserve an explanation. This is the cereal discussion we had before Marchman went rogue.

Albert, you need to release the true ranked list. This is blasphemy.

This story has inspired me, and on Valentine's Day no less. Tonight, when I finish 30 minutes ahead of my wife, I vow to stay awake and congratulate her perseverance.

Oh man, that's gonna ruin Bennett's season.

Here's an idea: bear down and focus on your studies, you embarrassing piece of shit.

— chief among them...

18% of you prefer mango salsa to regular salsa. For comparison

Dan Graziano should be moved to covering equestrian sports for picking Houston and Atlanta to make it to the Super Bowl

graziano knocking it out of the rink with the selection. houston and atlanta barely scored any tries all year

This is better than anything the Browns have done on or off the field in 25 years.

"Those aren't thugs! They're goons!"

Oh, sure, it's funny when it happens to them, but when I mix up brothers suddenly I'm racist.

Usually when a ref screws up a call that bad it’s Triplette’s.

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Anytime Brady gets snubbed, it's hilarious

"Mr. Gronkowski, we're going to get an MRI. We're concerned you may have CTE."

But I swear to Subway Jesus