I don't know, it's a family member, he probably has reservations about that

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

For chrissakes, how fucking dense are you people? "Fried" is not a cultivar of rice. Fried rice is rice that has been fried. It is a rice preparation. Do you see any other rice preparations on this list? Is it "Rice Preparations, Ranked"? How long had you been holding your breath before you clicked the link?

Dinner party at the Marchman estate! We'll be serving brown rice and unsweetened green tea, and for entertainment we will sit in the dark and listen to a recording of a light drizzle on the rooftops of Bethesda, Maryland!

12. Sticking your head in the oven

It's very unusual to see Cubs this late in the year.

"Hey Rosetta Stone™ wanna buy the Rosetta Stone?"

If I had to guess, Brown.

> ALL

I just don't know how they're going to go back to white now.

"Too fucking slow."

Diabetes Types, Ranked

Bad vote counting in Florida, shocking.

Wow. This is an unfortunate typo. The tweet was supposed to be a sweet burn about Kobe's inability to grow his hair out. Should've said, "#NeverFro-Get."

“When he walked in the whole bar clapped,” said Ms. Mae’s bartender Jason Matherne.

I've got no doubt that people were pissed.

"No matter what browser/device I use, it looks all fucked up."

Here's the best possible outcome for their future.

10. Raw men