"Who knows what's legal anymore?"

I'm sure they'll ban "boom-bostic" hits from this point forward.

I guess now he's a maizeball brother.

The 5 game suspension is just for missing A-Rod with the first pitch.

Keep waiting for this one to get beat....Ain't gonna happen!

these white kids love their basketball. I count 3 backboards in about 400 Sq ft of area.

Pictured: A man that will not profit from the use of his own name.

Lets be real.

Ruining a 300? The guy in charge of the pinsetter must have been Zack Snyder.

Man, it just shows how one seemingly innocuous decision can ultimately lead to disaster. I mean, really, though, who decided to allow women to drive in the first place?

I was going to make a dX joke here, but ultimately decided it was too derivative.

Talk about premature ejaculation!

We'll be talking about this one for a long time, just like that one woman who crashed at the end of that one Winter Olympics sport race.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Yes, I think we can all agree that KFC is where happiness goes to die.

I'm lucky enough to have a drive-thru Chipotle in my city, so for me there's no competition.

YELP