What I really wanted to see at the end of this film, was footage of the end of the world from various locations, which slowly pulls back to reveal another party in another control room. Two new white-shirted controllers are being congratulated by their fellow workers on a job well done. The party continues on as the…

Lord Tywin Lannister does not shit gold.

Orville: Ten oughta do it, don't you think?
Wilbur: [Stares of in silence at plane, not looking at Orville]
Orville: You think we need ten more?
Wilbur: [Silence]
Orville: You think we need ten more.
Wilbur: [Silence]
Orville: All right, we'll get ten more.
Wilbur: [Blinks]

By all that is good and decent in civilization, this looks teeth pullingly awful.

I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder. But most damning of all… I think I can live with it…

Starburns as Zardoz FTW!

Magnitude stole the show there.

Fuck yeah.

Oh, that sun.

The very best deal:

Mixed feelings.

Meanwhile, At Warner Bros...

Man...it's been 9 years...

What to Wear Instead: Any of the Janelle Monáe album covers. She is an Android sex kitten songstress that has won our heart and mind.

Real Life case: Gus Grissom.

Don't worry, this is what really happened: