For food we had: Steak. Burgers. Bar-b-que. Pizza. Beer. Soda. Milkshakes. Mari-fucking-juana. A DJ. Ice cream cake.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

“Sure, we could have demanded he pay us the money back. But that didn’t feel like the right thing to do. Andrew was more than just our quarterback, he was the person we rallied around after we let Peyton Manning go He brought us together: our present, our future and our glorious past. From our point of view, he helped…

I guess you could say Indy's luck has........run out.

And why does it have to be people playing football? Why can’t it be dogs?

Some are lifted right from the NCAA...

But who was ginning it up? It didn’t seem that Hard Knocks was driving the initial problem or story, they just happened to be in the right spot to deflate the non-drama that it was. I actually enjoyed the episode because it seemed to revel on the various media and social media entities that were salivating at the…

If you’re ever in doubt that he’s a shitheel, just remember, Goose Gossage beaned his own kid. From SI, 9/12/1994:

So the Yankees are just going to mime giving a giant a handjob for the rest of the season?

The reporting has actually been pretty clear, the commentary hasn’t. Brown found newer models of that helmet, and told the league he’d wear one of those to abide by the ten-year rule. Then, and only then, the league tested that helmet model and put it on the banned list no matter the year it was made. Brady/Rodgers…

I’m betting he can afford to buy a second ticket to get back in, then show his previous ticket to get to his original seat. I’m also guessing that the ticket takers and ushers stop caring after about the 10th inning.

In the cosmic sense, what does anything really have to do with Demarcus Cousins, man?

is that Kaepernick himself has already profited from the very same move Jay-Z is using now.

*kneehilist

I think that the 1999 game burned itself into his mind and he was prime for brainwashing by Herman Cain’s 9/9/9 atrocity of a tax plan. Was he just mumbling “Nine... nine” all the time?

This was the worst take of an entire list of completely bad takes.

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

I dunno, thinking about your mom’s hands usually helps me

When “keeping it Real” goes wrong.

Smart move offering the lifetime pass by Olive Garden. If you use the pass often, you won’t have a particularly long life.