It’s so sad that the Astros traded the one reliever they had who’d beat himself up over this performance for the reliever who’s most likely to beat someone else up over this performance.

“So that’s what it feels like to suffer a merciless beating at home.” 

...and have made lifelong friendships

Fuck. You.

You can repeat yourself as often as you like, and you’ll still be wrong.

Drew, your attempt to deify Gagliardi made me sick. Gagliardi is what’s wrong with the new generation, who aren’t being MOULDED into MEN on the FOOTBAW FIELD. That’s why we have a bunch of pansies and losers today who take “no” for an answer instead of taking what they want, political correctness be damned. It’s why…

So when Butler sucker-punches Jeremy Lin for no reason, we’ll know where some of the blame belongs

Because calling him up starts his clock towards free agency. There is a certain deadline in like May/June where he doesn’t get credit for a full year and I’d wager he gets called up the day after.

Thankfully Jimmy only yelled at his fellow teammates, instead of being like his friend Mark and Committing Numerous Racist Hate Crimes including Beating A Vietnamese Man Leaving Him Permanently Blind In One Eye.

/I am doing this right?

[team sets MLB HR record, wins 100 games with a thoroughly average starting rotation, loses by a combined 27-14 run margin to team that won 108 regular season games ]

Did Mike not answer the questions OR did he just take some time to mullet over?

Found the moron. 

Never thought I’d see a city have lil dick disease about Hartford, but here we are.

acting interim co-GM

They don’t try to hurt people?! They blew up Vince McMahon’s limo and killed him!

I don’t know why they are complaining....it’s as close to a women that they are going to get.

Imagine being so insecure that a fake woman holding a position of authority in a videogame made you uncomfortable. I'm not at all surprised that their celebacy is involuntary.

So the real story here is you don’t know how to use Instagram.

It doesn’t take much to trick someone from Arkansas. I used to sell Cheerios there as donut seeds. 

Somewhere Joe West just handed his beer to the guy next to him.