The Brooklyn Nets are owned by a Russian Oligarch, who upon purchasing the team pledged if he didn’t win a championship within five years he would get married as punishment. He also got arrested in 2007 in France for hiring women to sleep with the guests at his Christmas party.

Dan Snyder, self-declared genius: “I’m going to continue to pay you and not allow you to do any work or even actually show up in the office. That’ll make you quit!”

That’s why every NBA player should have a gun in their locker. Gilbert Arenas was a real pioneer in animal safety.

The Process is proven by the fact that Bryan Colangelo is continuing to do all the same exact things Hinkie did.

So the Sixers made ANOTHER trade for second round picks and a Center?

But Hinkie made a mockery of the NBA by stockpiling second round picks and centers and had to go.

But the Sixers aren’t tanking! They have the Sacramento pick swap, so they don’t have anything to tank for.

Benjamin Button, is that you?

That’s not true. His MO is using players as leverage for other players. ie: an aging regular player in slight demand will sign with you at a reduced rate if you also take this spare part player.

He also has sued a ton of players for firing him, including Beltran, Sheffield, Edwin Jackson....

I do like his amateur pay proposal, just not at that scale. But paying college grads something like $3k a month, college kids with like 60 credits or something $6k, and HS kids $12k a month is an idea I could get behind.

Ken Tremendous has gotten really angry since the election.

No. Trained professional mascots only. Aren’t the sausages just fans in costumes racing? So let them put a uniform and cleats and still look like molasses compared to athletes.

Only if that runner either:

Not naming Embiid is the fucking joke.

Yeah, they definitely are getting tossed around in a crappy way. Springsteen’s band started tweeting criticism of them.... I definitely get the impression that they really just got turned into a political pawn, and lost out of a chunk of money.

They actually played the same gig the last two elections, and were booked for this gig ALL THE WAY BACK in 2013 ! It really has nothing to do with their feelings on Trump, and probably everything to do with wanting a paycheck but being pursuaded now to let it go.

Tied for 13th in the league in goals and is one of the top two or three power forwards (as in standing in front of the net guys) in the game. There’s literally no question he should be an all star.

Everything about Alexander Ovechkin’s 1,000th career point was fitting: that it came on a goal, that it happened just 35 seconds in the game, and that he went back out and scored another one later on.

Mavs moneyball is actually suggesting that Cuban pulled ESPN credentials because ESPN pulled McMahon off of being a Mavs beat writer, gave him a region of teams to cover, and didn’t replace him.

In 11 games, he has one goal, no assists, and thirteen shots. He won’t make it to the all star break in that role.

That’s because you’re a caps fan and I follow the league in may and June