Things like this are just lazy programming. It is one thing to have a full story and have backstory in the levels hidden or written more about somewhere elce. But for a game like this that barely has a story to have the lore hidden just shows how little care they actually put in this game. Yes the mechanics are good,…

What kind of game is it? I can’t make out anything about the gameplay or the controls because there’s no mention of it? It’s one of those “walking simulators” a la Gone Home? Was it good just because you liked the characters? I liked the characters in Psychonauts but the gameplay was pretty bad/mediocre at best, it’s…

Pshhhhhhhhhh Raspberry Pi sold out in 2014. Real punks still write code for assemblers on Arduino Unos.

See my friends and I were discussing what Suda 51 meant by punk, because when you think of punk you dont really think of Nintendo and its soft family friendly image.

Evangelion golf bag? How in the world does those Venn diagrams intersect?

Could be worse. Could be PS Vita.

I’m going to take the next 30 seconds to pretend this means we’ll be able to install games onto the system from cartridges.

Wow, salty much? One would think that in a multi million dollar production they would have the resources to find 1 guy in Japan checking Japanese text for them.

You always fall back on Arial when your logo’s font doesn’t support numbers.

I think Kotaku hailed this game on mobile as something special. It comes to a AAA console and it is a “dreamcast port”. This is why you should actually review the game instead of talking shit. Kotaku is really lesser than the sum of its parts. This gamer culture being created here is uneven at best and really fucking…

Dad sounds like kind of a dick.

guess dad hates fun

Blurring dog penis? Really? Is that what its come to?

Don’t care in what shape or form.

still gets me everytime

Japan’s police use a standard paint scheme nationwide so they’re a lot easier to spot:

How in the world did Sachiko from Erased not make the cut?

Seeing that it is omega force and that the game is open world, it may run on a upgraded engine from the one used for Toukiden 2.

Yeah, I hope Kotaku puts some more resources into video editing so that these can be true video essays, because it’s true that right now they’re basically a podcast with some generic footage in the background.

You totally forgot the best one from E3 2013: