Those Chicago accents are the BEST

I am pretty sure this was the plot to Heat. If not, it should have been.

I'm pretty sure you like it over here because of all the cute cat gifs. Just admit it. It's okay. You are secure in your masculinity.

Word on the street is that it will make a triumphant return.

What kind of gas does Fabio pump? Regular? Regular Plus? PREMIUM PLUS?

That's one of my good friends!!! I will say this, he is the most polite pap I have ever met. I have ridden with him many times and he has never been one of those that stalks, shoots kids, yells etc. so cool to see him featured on my favorite site!

I'm reminded of the last time my mom's cat went to the vet. He's a squirrelly little guy, always nervous about everything but generally pretty easy to handle. The vet sent home a cardboard kitty carrier to bring him in, and he got into it easily enough. All the way down in the car she was petting him through the…

Here's a face that says "if I steal that cat, I could finally be a supervillain!"

"This is your life. This is your LIFEEEEEEEEEEE."

Shes's also giving her a job that was supposed to help her career.

The denim is almost as bad as the photo shopping.

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

Jackson Galaxy forever.

Want very fast hot chocolate? Sure, use a microwave. Or put it on a stove, you lazy asshole.

In one episode he gave the humans a DVD of himself blinking slowly to help calm down the cats while the humans were away at work all day. I kid you not. So if the beard doesn't do it, they blink will.

I have every confidence in Jackson Galaxy's facial hair to calm that cat.

They don't deserve to keep that poor cat. First of all, cats aren't meant to weigh 22 pounds. Second of all, MAYBE DON'T BE SURPRISED WHEN YOUR CAT FREAKS THE FREAK AFTER YOU HIT IT.