Who are the poor minions that had to bebauble every square inch of those trees?! And how long must it have taken them?

SO glad Ellen and Portia are still a couple.

Only on Fridays (free donuts at work)! But for reals though, I don't eat a brownie for my snack everyday. And a bowl of cereal for breakfast is pretty fucking normal.

My response was immediately PHOTOSHOP NIGHTMARE KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Takeaway: WHITE.

This whole message is fairly stupid. However, this whole thing

fair and balanced

Well, I for one, can rest easy now.

Did anyone else catch the comment about trying to "cope with my lack of multimillions in the bank?" That's his totally unironic idea of himself: he's this tragic hero who thought he'd end up richer. HILARIOUS, SPENCER. You are a treasure. Isn't that just a perfect post-post-modern picture of twenty-first century…

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Agreed. The thing I find most surprising about this story is that they're STILL TOGETHER. I'm weirdly impressed.

I still have this on in the background so I'm sure there is more delight to come but I just heard her say something about a SOUL HARVEST.

I was coming to post that she sounds like some of my (former) clients with schizophrenia. Though, she does also closely resemble a client who had significant brain damage from drugs and violence.

nope,def mentally ill. she's been ranting about aliens, illuminati, & other such bs for years now

She needs intense psychiatric care. I say this with genuine concern, not sarcasm. I have nothing else to say, other than that. Just wow.

She's always been extremely unstable, but I think the real turning point came after her girlfriend Casey Johnson died. I remember seeing a bunch of pap videos where she would come out of her house and suddenly start rambling to the photographers about really weird shit. I suggest that we file this under "Amanda…

I've been to that Hell's Kitchen bar before. Many times actually. I would've been gutted if I missed Zayne.

thats how I always felt about Biebster

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.