fair and balanced

Well, I for one, can rest easy now.

Did anyone else catch the comment about trying to "cope with my lack of multimillions in the bank?" That's his totally unironic idea of himself: he's this tragic hero who thought he'd end up richer. HILARIOUS, SPENCER. You are a treasure. Isn't that just a perfect post-post-modern picture of twenty-first century…

Oh, for fuck's sake. He literally said that he COPED BY EATING PIE.

Agreed. The thing I find most surprising about this story is that they're STILL TOGETHER. I'm weirdly impressed.

I'm torn between feeling really sad for Britney, because she seems like a perfectly nice person who's caught up in a very lonely life she can't control, but I want to shake her for thinking that having a child will solve her problems. Seriously, girl, no. Your child should not be responsible for making you feel happy…

Yeah, this is psychosis. It's not a joke.

I still have this on in the background so I'm sure there is more delight to come but I just heard her say something about a SOUL HARVEST.

I was coming to post that she sounds like some of my (former) clients with schizophrenia. Though, she does also closely resemble a client who had significant brain damage from drugs and violence.

That was my immediate thought - "what in the hell must be wrong with her? - and now I find myself wondering what mental illness would cause this. She did have an aneurysm last year. Could that be related? I dunno, man.. it's bizarre.

nope,def mentally ill. she's been ranting about aliens, illuminati, & other such bs for years now

She needs intense psychiatric care. I say this with genuine concern, not sarcasm. I have nothing else to say, other than that. Just wow.

You know as someone who has been called nasty names like kike and been asked before "what kind of people make the best fire wood???" before you would think I'd be used to the hate, but nope, this is something that should never be something someone is "used too". Anti-semitism is still incredibly strong in our society…

She's always been extremely unstable, but I think the real turning point came after her girlfriend Casey Johnson died. I remember seeing a bunch of pap videos where she would come out of her house and suddenly start rambling to the photographers about really weird shit. I suggest that we file this under "Amanda…

Jesus christ, she sounds like my grandfather, who had paranoid schizophrenia. Get this woman to a doctor, asap! I really hope this doesn't get the let's make fun of a weird/stupid celebrity treatment, she's obviously mentally ill. :(

This sounds like a real mental illness, not OMG GIRL LOL. I hope she gets some help.

I've been to that Hell's Kitchen bar before. Many times actually. I would've been gutted if I missed Zayne.

thats how I always felt about Biebster

The transformation is complete, young Bieber is worthy of the iron throne.