If I were a former child star, this is exactly what I would do: get high and make up hilarious cover bands. So well-played, Macaulay Culkin.

Heroin and pizza, finally 70s rock is back.

Yes, and that is also a terrible joke. What is this, 1923? Come up with a new joke. It's old.

Because as we all know, "does this make me look fat" is asked many a time by men in comedic routines.

because women never worry about their weight. And men are never portrayed as idiots who need to be saved from burning the house down with the microwave in national TV ads that run during all types of shows.

"Does this suit make me look fat?" isn't a sexist joke?

You can make fun of her performance, but Moyr didn't just passingly make fun of her performance. He also through in a jab about her asking if the suit made her look fat. The "does this make me look fat?" joke is 100% because she's a woman, and it calls into question his motivation for making the first joke about her…

He made a joke about her sucking at her job, and when you consider how many other Nascar drivers suck at their jobs and don't get called out for it, it is obvious she's being singled out because of her vagina. Then he made the joke about her asking her boyfriend if her suit made her look fat. It's a joke based on…

He did make a joke about her gender, with that whole "do I look fat in this fire suit" bit. It was uncalled for and inappropriate, but even worse, it was an awful joke. Just really, really bad.

The problem, is that there is this history of misogynist bravado in racing of all kinds, which transforms what might otherwise just be gentle ribbing, into a questionable attack based on gender. It's kind of tough to tell which it is, sometimes. She probably has that look on her face, because she's trying to figure…

Dear Ms. West: Please start your own media empire. Thanks.

A virus shaped like a bullet. Never has there been such truth in advertising in the world of pathogens.

Looks like herpes is having a little flare up of its own!

I'm clinging to the hope that Marvel will take it's billions of dollars in profit and get their rights back. Then we can see classic like suits, though probably not Jackman was Wolverine. Buy back spiderman too, even though that trailer looks ok.

I cannot beleive how unidiotic that helmet looks in that case. It might look like crap once he puts it on, but for a a costume set that was too garrish for the movie public when X-Men came out in 2000, that looks ok to me.

If this were 1962 and you were Stan Lee telling us about his new X-Men concept making the statements you've made then I could understand. But all the reasoning you have applied to the X-Men are yours, not those of the person who created it. And the original vision of The X-Men has remained fairly consistent for over…

"We are trying to be true to his character"

Yes.

Which brings me to my favorite vegan joke: