It's called aging. Humans do it.

Oh god it looks like she's covered in vaseline.

Oh god it looks like she's covered in vaseline.

We must know how they got their bodies back! They must have disappeared!

That is one bizarrely photoshopped picture. Nothing looks real here.

Lady Gaga irritates me a lot more than Goopy. I believe that she is a talented individual but I don't believe she is necessarily a creative one. I think she does a lot of piggybacking artistically (her work with Marina Abramovic was particularly grating), before that she was ripping off Bowie, she's ripped off…

Sigh. You can't be a self-proclaimed 'provocateur', and then get mad when people are provoked. You just jumped the shark, Gaga.

Gaga, it's because you do a lot of weird shit in the name of "art" but it never seems to add up to anything more than a bunch of weird shit.

Enough, Lady Gaga. You're not a quiet, humble soul who lives to put on a good show and then goes home and lives quietly. You're constantly making public appearances designed to draw attention to yourself. Some people will like them, some people won't. Some people won't like your music, either, and that might include…

I find her lack of a left arm a little off-putting!

I once got high watching Star Wars, episode 2 with a twizzler pipe.

Many years ago, in High School, I was dating this girl and we had a huge fight over something very minor. She took off angry and her mother was like "I think you need to relax. We should smoke some pot." She had the pot, but no pipe so I suggested we smoke from an apple pipe. Everyone knows apple pipes I thought. She…

This is precisely the kind of hard-hitting journalism I look for in the Gawker network.

Not a big fan of Kim K. . That said , she's been through hell . It disgusts me how the media dissects her . From the sex tape to the painful marriage and beyond . Even though Kanye has strange tastes in clothes and is a bit odd , I feel like he probably adores this woman . When she was prego , folks were so unkind…

The fact that having weight loss surgery rather than dieting is seen as cheating says everything you need to know about how our society sees weight as a moral issue.

I know it's pointless to say this, but Fig. 2 from InTouch is driving me crazy. "These celebs had amazing figures, so why are they going to diet extremes?" UGH. It was only a few months ago that I saw tons of press about how "fat" Christina Aguilera supposedly was getting. And to point out (supposed) weight loss on a…

I am so glad that Kim Kardashian is having surgery behind my back. Cause knowing her, she might feel compelled to go under the knife on tv.

Wow, Channing Tatum, what a life saver.