"The suspense is terrible. I hope it will last."

It looks so dated, the rap scans so badly and awkwardly, the mix sounds like possibly five different songs mashed together by kindergartners mixing all the colors of play-dough together and all that's left is a boring lump of dull nondescript blah.

Chris Rock on Love

It's 2013, he's filthy rich, he has access to the best resources in entertainment and THIS IS THE VIDEO HE MAKES?

I wonder if National Geographic got royalties for the green screen work.

I really wish they had showed audience reaction in the corner or something.

I was very proud of how Ellen kept it together at the end. I mean, wasn't this a golden opportunity for a comedian?

I wish I could have seen a shot of Ellen's audience after they were forced to hear undoubtedly the worst song they've ever heard accompanied by the worst music video they've ever seen, while the crazyperson responsible for creating both is sitting right in front of them. I imagine myself attempting to not have a…

Yes to everything you say. That "UH HUH HONEY" byte is so annoy-eeeeeng! It sounds like a 14-year-old with Garage Band mixed this track.

The video that launched 1000 Kimye humping gifs.

Exhaustion is so much easier to say than too many drugs and booze.

Also, fuck everything Kristen Stewart does forever.

I know. I hope they never break up. If he is sharing his spotlight with her, it must be true love, because Kanye loves nothing more than the spotlight.

Future North West, aged 13, is going to really hate her parents for that video.

I don't really care about any of these stories, so this is my only response.

I really hope they stay together until they are old.

TEAM BURRITO.

Fluffle Puff knows all about taco cleanses.