I am 27, so I have grown up in a world where I had a lot of opportunities, I wasn't relegated to the kitchen or forced to wear modest clothes (among other things I am too lazy to list out). I can vote, drive a car, etc. Courtney is much younger than me, so she has had those opportunities as well.

Sigh. I'm not going to tell anyone she shouldn't call herself a feminist, or that she should. But I'm getting a little tired of this concept that feminism means nothing more than "supporting other women."

The women in the audience are giving an awful lot of shade and side-eye, and normally I would too, but Stodden's being pretty articulate here and making a decent case for herself in the video. And she's handling having some pretty shame-y questions and actions very well.

Wait, Jezebel is not going to admonish her for not being the right kind of feminist? Isn't that the treatment Miley got?

Here, let me get that for you.

Is her husband's "pre-existing condition" being a closeted homosexual?

Just another day in the miserable life of Michele Bachmann, I suppose. Taking things for granted, as always. Her actions are so predictable that they make me yawn out of boredom.

CAN WE INCLUDE GIFS

I was born for this shit. I can write a review of a movie I haven't even seen and it would be awesome. That particular one literally got me laid. You will be receiving an email.

I figured someone was drunk and like "what can we do with those little metal springs in the click pens when they run out of ink!!!?"

The idea of preventing pregnancy by filling the fallopian tubes with SCAR TISSUE sounds like something a doctor came up with when drunk at the bar but wasn't really serious about. I guess the interns took the idea literally before they could be stopped, and once the suits got wind of it, it was too late.

But she can't stop! She won't stop!

Christmas-loving atheists represent!! My tree makes Martha Stewart green with envy. My stocking are hung with goddamn CARE. My carefully-selected, hand-wrapped gifts are tasteful as fuck. And I can bake the shit outta some cookies, you better believe.

Did she make this herself out of some sort of Tupac/Biggie commemorative blanket? Or did some "designer" actually take time to think about and "design" this rag? Ugh. I hate myself for giving her the attention she is so desperate to get.

She opens her mouth, and words come out and yet all I can hear is "'No duh' is a product of fear!"

I was going to complain about Miley's boots but when taking in the whole outfit, I think the boots are the least offensive thing to my eyes.

I appreciate that Tupac appears to be raising his eyebrows at her hemline choices. I guess we're offically done with the 1990s and bringing back the early 2000s if folks are wearing dresses with trompe l'oeil G-string Whale-tail.