These guys just made idiots of themselves in Dallas recently by being disrespectful of a much loved fundraising campaign for a women's shelter. They originally offered to make things nice by offering the Family Place (the shelter) residents yoga, but eventually wrote them a $10,000 check. For a company who claims to…

I have an 8-year old pair of Lululemon pants that I have worn for workouts, moving homes (4 times), sat on concrete, did sit ups in on grass, and washed/dried countless times. There is a bit of pilling (though barely noticeable), but at no time did I experience a deterioration of the fabric sufficient to cause my…

Translation: These pants would fit you if you just worked more on your Thigh Gap.

Wow, I went to the source article and watched a brief bit of the interview. She can't even spit out a sentence. It's just strings of likes, you knows, and ums with no discernible train of thought. So, I stopped watching and looked at some of the "highlights" in print.

But does she weigh as much as a duck?

Shut up.

Before the inevitable flood of comments about persecuting religion, the Mother Goddess, etc....

It's "Mysteri", not "Mystery".

I dare someone to cross-post this to Kotaku.

She turned our key demographic into newts!

I won't be convinced until we weigh her next to a duck. She's gotta be frontin'.

I so so so want there to be positive, non-sarcastic, non-insane representation of Paganism in popular culture... but I'm thinking Real Housewives are not gonna be it.

I only date paladins of level 13 or higher

Yeah, I don't think we're really going to get any progressive legislation passed with this congress. We're going to have to wait a few years, for the effects of the Tea Party crazy to really kick in.

Whoa.

This is, by definition, news. And is equality between the genders (not to mention common-sense) a Western value now?

Every asshole wants a tall girl until we're towering over them in heels.

And let the tub fill from the ceiling while you're at it. Le sigh.