Bill Buckner, God rest his soul, cringed at that error.

That was even worse! That wasn't just some numerological aesthetic, that was a goddamn record! 

I’m a Red Sox fan and I had the same flow of information you did and now I’m just embarrassed. What the fuck? Honestly, kind of sums up the season. Boo hoo for us and all that but objectively its been oddly miserable. Oh well on that.

You manage the Red Sox.

By god! You can’t wipe your ass with the unwritten rules, people! Show some respect!

What if unrelatedly my pants were already full of poop? What do I do then?

This is so typically Boston teams’ shittiness. What the hell does it cost the Red Sox to let the guy get his 200? Dicks.

There are numerous examples of this kind of round-number-chasing in meaningless September/October games; leave it to the Red Sox to shit away a full season THEN get their sanctimonious panties in a bunch when the opposition reminds them they are playing in meaningless games.

“I’m just happy our guys are playing the game the right way,” Cora said.

Somewhere Goose Gossage just ruined family dinner.

The answer to that question is always Bryce Harper.

All I had heard was that Minor was trying to get the milestone, the dropped pop-up, and saw Abraham’s tweet and Minor’s response. So at first, I was kinda like, “Eh, that’s kinda lame of the Rangers.”

Now after reading all of this, and hearing the blatant lengths the Red Sox went through just to deny a guy a milestone…

No he made a stupid comment congratulating Minor and CB Bucknor on his 200th strikeout because every member of the Boston sports media deserves to be set on fire

This is playing the game the right way. It’s entertaining.

Don’t leave us hanging here; did Abraham ask if he cared?

All hail Cousin GregORY’s blackmail methods. This is 100% how I would go about doing corporate espionage (that is: badly) and I’m really feeling it. Although where did he get his friends? And what exactly does he do all day?

What a broken, awful family. I’ll be glad when Greg/ory/ finally makes his move and takes them all down...and also himself in the process, accidentally.

‘We do hate speech, and rollercoasters’

And don’t forget Shiv commenting cavalierly about the time Logan “beat Roman with a slipper until he cried.” In Gstaad, was it?