Our wonderful future V.P. Mike Pence was harassed last night at the theater by the cast of Hamilton...

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I, too, am “tired of getting the HIGH HAT!!” R.I.P., Johnny Caspar.

Was that a robo-Theresa being made? I’m going with yes.

This is the proper answer to anyone who admits to or is convicted of domestic violence. Suspension? That’s bullshit, buh-bye, Josh.

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No, Mike, you’re not allowed to hang out there or try to use the machines.

Still a class act...all of it “low.”

The easiest way to save cash on Halloween is to hide inside with your lights off and pretend you’re not home, but who wants to be a Halloween Scrooge?

Corporate interests and their lackeys in both major parties are the reason unions are being broken. Until the campaign laws are actually reformed, nothing will change. And the foxes are still guarding the henhouse; Congress will never change laws that benefits its members. The answer? Vote the bastards out until we…

You forgot his expertise in debt, and avoiding repaying it.

And, as of 3:30 this afternoon, his office is “walking it back.” I think he really is in the throes of dementia. Time to retire this one, folks.

I was merely pointing out the similarity of their reactions, not trying to “politicize” a baseball playoff. Sorry if I annoyed you.

He’s always been a goddamn crybaby; this is just the latest display of his immaturity. I wonder if he likes a certain Orange Person running for President? I guess the series must be “rigged.” Piss off, Joey.

For me it is 100% calories in vs calories out.

That’s why I always use my left hand for the “rudder.”

Did all the 1930's gangster lingo confuse you? I think it’s one of the Coen’s greatest, and because this is the Internet, your opinion is worthless and you should change your mind immediately. RIP “Johnny Caspar.”

He said the soft part loud.

“Just remember, Jerry, it’s not a lie as long as you believe it.” Now he needs to pray for his hopes of actually having a career in professional sports.

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