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No, Mike, you’re not allowed to hang out there or try to use the machines.

Still a class act...all of it “low.”

The easiest way to save cash on Halloween is to hide inside with your lights off and pretend you’re not home, but who wants to be a Halloween Scrooge?

Corporate interests and their lackeys in both major parties are the reason unions are being broken. Until the campaign laws are actually reformed, nothing will change. And the foxes are still guarding the henhouse; Congress will never change laws that benefits its members. The answer? Vote the bastards out until we…

You forgot his expertise in debt, and avoiding repaying it.

And, as of 3:30 this afternoon, his office is “walking it back.” I think he really is in the throes of dementia. Time to retire this one, folks.

I was merely pointing out the similarity of their reactions, not trying to “politicize” a baseball playoff. Sorry if I annoyed you.

He’s always been a goddamn crybaby; this is just the latest display of his immaturity. I wonder if he likes a certain Orange Person running for President? I guess the series must be “rigged.” Piss off, Joey.

For me it is 100% calories in vs calories out.

That’s why I always use my left hand for the “rudder.”

Did all the 1930's gangster lingo confuse you? I think it’s one of the Coen’s greatest, and because this is the Internet, your opinion is worthless and you should change your mind immediately. RIP “Johnny Caspar.”

“Just remember, Jerry, it’s not a lie as long as you believe it.” Now he needs to pray for his hopes of actually having a career in professional sports.

It’s useful only when text is set in multiple columns, like a newspaper. Remember those? A no-no for single column pages, however.

Because Hillary Clinton is the only politician, EVER, who schmoozed her donors at private affairs? HamNo, I love you, but please; just imagine what goes on at Trump’s parties for a moment, not to mention every other pol in Washington. Don’t help the other side, please, we need to prevent the Mango Mussolini from…

Schilling don’t need no autocorrect.

Find me someone “educated” and then respond. Your reading comprehension skills are as inadequate as is your ability for rational thinking. Buh-bye, troll.

A quick Wikipedia check tells me that Canada lost 42,000 military men in WWII. Shut up, hoser. And for the record, the best non-gratuitous Miller’s Crossing quote is undoubtedly “The old man is still an artist with a Thompson.” Love your work, man.

Uh, he wasn’t the first to issue such orders and he won’t be the last. He has used them as a tool to make up for Republican obstructionism and failure to pass laws he can sign. Please stop getting your facts from Fox and Breitbart, there are reliable news sources available. Don’t get “paltered.”

As a disappointed Yankee fan, I second this. (I’d also accept the Mets, but have no idea how far they will go in the playoffs.) The Red Sox got their first long-time win in 2004, they can bloody well wait another 86 years. Go Cubs! (Or Mets, or anyone except the ‘Sawx.’)