To paraphrase Groucho, I would never join a club that would have someone like “The Donald” as a member. I have hated the guy forever, and he has done nothing to make me change my mind. Hypocrite, bully, con man, liar; just what I look for in a Presidential candidate. (TBH, I have about as much chance at being invited…

I’m with Aikman. Bayless is a pedantic blowhard, and his brother is almost as bad. At least Rick makes some decent food. This guy went to the “Tim McCarver” school of pretentiousness.

(Knock, knock) “Land shark!” Yes, I’m showing my age here.

I have always classified thieves as amongst the worst of criminals, along with child abusers and murderers. This does nothing to change my mind. Taking something that does not belong to you? DIAF, assholes. Stealing from a grieving family memorializing their dead son? I think I’d kill them myself, and I’m a proud…

He is far too classy for that, but I’d love to see him address this nonsense after (hopefully) Hillary is inaugurated. I imagine there will be a book (or several) written about his Presidency, and I can’t wait.

“waling up”? Damn you, auto-correct!! Walling? Wailing? Whaling? The possibilities are endless.

First clue that the story cited was a complete fabrication? It’s on Breitbart’s Mausoleum for the Chronically Unemployable*. Please, that’s far enough. Thanks for reading this fairy tale so I don’t have to, Ms. Feinberg.

Artist’s conception of the aftermath (yes, I am old):

Yeah, baby!!

They contracted the job to Trump Line Painters...

I thought you might enjoy this. (Airplane jokes, ranked, with screencaps.)

This so reminded me of an old Curb Your Enthusiasm episode. “The Nanny from Hell.” It’s Hugh, er “huuuuge.”

Do you really need to explain what the green links IN THE ORIGINAL POST mean? Love your work, Albert. Need moar Foodspin.

To quote a great authority on crimefighting, “You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.*” In all seriousness, this idiot makes Patrick Lynch look thoughtful and reasonable. If you can’t do the job you are paid for without “...emotional and psychological challenges...” perhaps you should seek other means of…

I would suspect he’s sleeping a lot better than his successor is now. Not that there’s anything wrong with that...

The Stranger: There’s just one thing, Dude.

He’s going to look a lot better in pinstripes, in a few years. (Bring on the Yankee haters.)

Tobias, is that you?? Bravo for the AD reference. The therapy didn’t take...

I avoid this by “camping” in a nice hotel. The worst thing that happens is that the cable doesn’t work, or the ice machine breaks.

FSU usually has such a high degree of moral correctness and propriety on and off the field. I’m stunned by this development. Anyone else hungry for crab legs?