Colora-Day-O? Come, Mr Tally Man, tally me bananas...

When will I learn to read all the way through a thread before posting!* Sorry to step on your comment.

I think it’s time to discuss the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide...that stuff can kill you!

Sure, it has a few dents and dings, but it’s very low mileage! Seriously, I think they are trying to say that someone received the card as a gift, didn’t want it, and re-sold it. I understand there are sites on the Internet which support such transactions. Nonetheless, your point is well-taken. WHO CARES WHO OWNED IT…

Sure, it has a few dents and dings, but it’s very low mileage! Seriously, I think they are trying to say that…

How do you feel about “Lock him up! Lock him up!! (Like you, I agree that wishing this kid a horrible death IS over the line. I blame Trump for the current decline in civil conversation.) I would be satisfied if he were convicted and sentenced to pick garbage by the side of the road for a few months.

Day late and a dollar short for me. Luckily, I know how to delete my history! Unluckily, neither of these tricks erase Google’s records. Fucking Internet; how does it work? Thanks for the tip, btw. Downloading as we speak.

The song is Yakety Sax; apparently a minor hit* for a guy named Boots Randolph. Anyone want a pair of tickets for the Games? Interesting trades considered.

Any way you can relay this lesson to the Vulgar Talking Yam? Asking for a friend.

‘You keep using this word ‘inconceivable’ ‘impressed’; I do not think this word means what you think it means.” Shocked, stunned, gobsmacked...so many better choices in the dictionary.

fnord.

Thanks, just ordered the two-piece set. I am beyond tired of throwing out fruit and vegetables. As I live alone, I’m the only one to blame!

Thanks, just ordered the two-piece set. I am beyond tired of throwing out fruit and vegetables. As I live alone, I’m…

Thanks, Ralph. Vote your conscience, as the man said, but don’t pretend that voting for a third-party candidate will change the results of the election. The real enemy is an orange con man with a big mouth and stubby little fingers. There is no third choice other than as a protest.

If only Trump had watched more Seinfeld, he’d know better. Come to think of it, he will never know better, about anything.

Another commenter sent me this link, which explains that my Dad didn’t get the story straight. Apparently they used a “grease pencil” which does not use graphite.

He told me a lot of stories. I’m not surprised that not all of them were true. He worked for Grumman for years, and I’m proud to say he helped build the LEM and the F-14. Thanks for the link! Very interesting.

Somewhat O/T, but my father told me a story about how NASA spent millions of dollars to develop the “space pen” which could write in zero-G. The Russian solution? Use a pencil. Nice post, Matt, sounds like an interesting book.

He seems nice.

The Simpsons-’Cue Detective’

The Simpsons-’Cue Detective’

Were those my choices, I’d vote for “Carlos Danger” without thinking twice. I used to think the Kardashians were the most vile family in the public eye. Last week’s convention crowned a new First Family of Worthless People.

“Jeff,” who was complaining about the word “micturate” has never seen The Big Lebowski.