PrESIdent Trump will fix all this!!11!! (I think I just scared myself typing those first two words...)

Not for nothing, but if I earned a small portion of the money this man makes, I’d wear a barrel on straps, if asked. What a child. Hope they trade him over this. You take a salary, you do what the employer tells you to do (within reason and legality, of course.) No excuse for this kind of behavior, other than being a…

Ha, I misread this as “AMWAY” luggage. Buy one, sell one to three friends??

Ha, I misread this as “AMWAY” luggage. Buy one, sell one to three friends??

Lest we forget, there is a mountain of difference between actual American cheese, and the yellow-colored rubber sold as “American Cheese Food”. The latter (sold in individually-wrapped slices) is vile.

Blaming the victim? Very nice work. I’m sure the GOP has everything locked down...

Because invading people’s privacy and compromising their financial information = “FREEDOM”; amirite? Ah, to be young, idealistic and stupid.

He worked for Reagan and Giuliani. Those two jobs alone should disqualify him from living amongst decent human beings. He’s probably angling for a job in the “Trump Administration.” (FSM forbid that ever happens.) Yes, he is truly human scum.

Bigotry in North Carolina? That’s unpossible.

Starred for your comment, but really for your screen name. “And a very good evening to you, sir!”

“Paging Dr. Carson, Dr. Ben Carson! We have a job for you...”

You bastards!!

“The clear blue flame of Lady Propane...”

“a full body dry heave set to music.” Sad, but true...

Muahahahaha...

Separated at birth?

How long before Whitlock tweets the following:

Oh, you went old school for that one! Wonder if there is a semen-stained blue dress involved...

He is paying too much attention to the voices in his head.

Want.

Re: living along and masturbating in the living room; it’s like you’re a spy in the house of ME! Hold me, I’m scared...