Re: living along and masturbating in the living room; it’s like you’re a spy in the house of ME! Hold me, I’m scared...

Efficient use of a spoon? No. Effective and satisfying? Hell, yes. Go, ice cream baby!!

This is verging on child abuse! Allowing children to watch “Barney”...cripes.

No worries, I just thought it was pretty funny. Maybe Saudis make good balsamic vinegar too?

“Modena”...Medina is a very different place.

We can all thank Donald Trump for lowering the level of political discourse in this country. I’m not saying he’s directly responsible for these actions, but he’s sure made it “OK” to do so. Let’s be better than that, shall we?

Mental illness is an unabated scourge on this country.

“disincentivize”? It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

This. OMG, anonymous people on the Internet have opinions about others! Quelle horreur!

An oldie, I know, but Google “dihyrogen monoxide.” Scary stuff, kids!

Phrasing?

If there was a God, he (He?) would not have inflicted this POS on the rest of us. I can only rest well, knowing that all the prayers in the world will NOT result in “A Jesus man” being elected President next year. Pardon my French, but fuck the entire Duck Dynasty.

This can only represent a vast improvement over the usual garbage posted here. You go, girls!

As always, it’s not the crime, it’s the coverup destruction of evidence that gets them.

Es muy bueno! Plus, he uses his keyboard purtier than a French whore....

Not enough to get her fired. She can only be removed from office via impeachment, and the legislature is not in session. If she keeps this up, I suspect (and hope) she will soon be having another conversation with Judge Bunning.

Soft Machine is not their best work. Check out their first album, and remember that it was released in 1967...a looooong time ago. Still fresh to my ears.

One can only hope. I did see the trailer for The Wedding Singer, and it looked acceptable. I really, really hated his bits on SNL, though. To each his own....thanks for the recommendations.

“Twirling, twirling, twirling towards FREEDOM!!” A classic, no doubt.

Is that you, Mr. Connery?