So, Mr. Kluwe, when are you taking over his column? Great stuff here, sir, thank you.

Second follow up: What the hell would it take for you to think of him as a bad person? A third beating??

There was a PBS broadcast of (I believe) a BBC production. It starred Alec Guiness as Smiley, and was quite good. Not exactly competing with ABC/NBC/CBS.

Obligatory:

Good? It's "MONEY"...(sorry, I'll show myself out.)

Alternatively, "Newman's" reaction to being forced to eat some: [Spits out broccoli, starts shouting] "Vile weed! Quick, get me some honey mustard!!"

Yes, if you define "now" as "...a photo taken in 2004." If she's still single, I'm going to challenge you to a duel. That is one perfectly fine looking young lady, and I'll bet she hasn't degraded too much over the last 11 years.

[In best Homer Simpson voice] Bring me my ranch dressing hose! (Claps hands)

I like the original language better ("del cul fatto trombetta") mostly because I can imagine this as the name of one of Lidia's favorite dishes. Tutti a tavola, indeed!

A famous reporter came through with this story, and that reporter's name was Bill O'Reilly. Oh, it be real!

I think you would really enjoy this man's work.

That ain't workin' that's the way you do it.

One of the best things to come out of Chicago. Deep dish pizza? Not so much....

I'm going to let Sir Arthur Conan Doyle have the last word on redheads:

Do you have any evidence to back up your claims? Or just an irrational, automatic opposition to any policies supported by the President? P.S. Web links from Red State, The Blaze or Wikipedia don't count. That goes double for the e-mail your cousin's sister-in-law forwarded on Facebook. And please stop trolling this…

I didn't know Bill O was black!

"Courteney Cox's fiancé Johnny McDaid has "forbidden" any cosmetic procedures before their wedding..." Son, that train left the station some time ago....

If you can find it (and I suspect that would not be a difficult task), Rick Dale re-did one of these sets on American Restoration. Very, very cool, but he did replace the CRT with a modern digital display.

DEfusing, not dIFFusing; two different things, my friend.

"Maybe you just don't get the whole concept of strip clubs; why would you pay for not-sex?" Exactly. (Yes, I am aware it's possible to get a handy or a BJ in the back, but really?) I have enough sexual frustration in my life, thank you, I don't really need to pay for some more of the same. To each his own, of course.