Magary, get your quotes straight. It's "Nice work, Lou!" Lately, this has been made semi-famous by Chief Wiggum on The Simpsons. However, it is my theory that they stole the line from The Godfather. When Solozzo is taking Michael to the restaurant, they pretend they are going to New Jersey. Just after the magnificent…

I'm right there with you on the utter uselessness of a tie. It offers neither protection from the elements nor modesty; a purely decorative choice. Not that there's anything wrong with that, e.g. jewelry, tattoos, but ffs, why do you have to wear one with the dreaded closed collar?!? Let's get rid of the damned…

A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!

Oof, it's getting HOT in here! Anyone have a cigarette?

Mr. Burneko, I'm a long-time fan of Foodspin, I'm now going to give you a tip of the hat for this article. Charlatans like "Dr." Wolfson (I place his title in parentheses because he's not behaving like a medical professional) should be stricken from the rolls of those allowed to practice medicine in this country (or…

Puck the Fatriots. Belicheck is a cheater, Brady is a mama's boy, and his wife is kind of ugly (one man's opinion.)

Low-hanging fruit, Ray, low-hanging fruit.

I just won't know what to think about this until Gregggggg Easterbrook weighs in.

More BS propaganda from the PBA! Imagine that...I would really like to see Patrick Lynch dismissed from the department and publicly shamed. He's not a tenth of the man Mayor DeBlasio has proven himself to be. Stop making shit up.

Matched only by the comedic stylings of young Robert Evans...love it!

There's a premature ejaculation joke in there somewhere...

Wait, I can play this game too! "The only thing worse than being a racist (bigot) is being called a racist/bigot!" What a load of crap. Yet another over-privileged athlete who thinks he rules the world. One can only hope he is charged, convicted and imprisoned.

Jimmy approves!

And here is the future Steven Hawking is worried about: "The Skynet Funding Bill is passed. The system goes on-line August 4th, 1997. Human decisions are removed from strategic defense. Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to…

While it would be a great time-saver, I fear my usual morning grogginess would lead to disaster. Best of luck to you, however!

Good luck, we're all counting on you. BTW, if you do try this, please remember not to mix the two activities. That would be nassssssty.

$50 for the iW1 is a steal. I bought one for my mother a few years ago, and it's a peach. (I'm sure I paid considerably more for the unit, so much for being an "early adopter.") We do have an occasional problem with it dropping the Wi-Fi, but that is easily resolved. It sounds terrific, too. I'm a big fan.

Mr. Woods, are you at all familiar with something called "The Streisand Effect?" I believe you are about to get a lesson on that topic. Also, too, "Lighten up, Francis!"

(In best Harvey Korman voice) "That's HedLY!"

"Wehhhhhrnstrom!!"