Balderdash!

Yo, it was OK, but a little "pitchy" for my tastes. Good on your for trying, in any case. Now go back to writing funny stuff on the Intarwebs.

Two words which can never be printed together; "Khloe" and "hot." As for LiLo's list, let's just pretend that it's a product of her addled mind and imagination. Doesn't make it true just cuz she scribbled it on a napkin, people.

Even more than "C-Plus Augustus," Dolan has met the challenge of Ann Richards. "Born on third base, thinks he hit a triple." Also thinks he is a musician and can run a basketball team. Oh, the glories of lying to one's self...and DS, please, please, PLEASE never stop making fun of this oaf.

You have clearly won this thread. Would you happen to know where I might obtain some chocolate-covered Egyptian cotton, by any chance? "Catch-22, it's the best "catch" there is!"

A reminder to all those offended by anything they have seen on their TV (from the late, great Mr. Carlin): There are two controls on every TV and radio sold in this country. One turns it off and the other changes the channel. If you don't like what you are watching, please feel free to use either or both of those…

I'm really shocked that no one has posted this yet:

This pic is the new Rob Ford. Just sayin'...

I agree, #18 is waaaaay too low for GG. The Cascadian Farm knock-off is pretty good too, and more "organic" ingredients. I am a fan. Marchman, you really needed to consult with Jerry Seinfeld before publishing this list. Apparently, he is a "cereal authority." You, sir, are not.

It was hand-crafted in a Brooklyn loft, and brought to market on a horse-drawn carriage. But I can't disagree with Master Magary; the Oscars are one of the biggest hype-fests in this country. I can't watch the whole thing, may tune in for some of the bigger awards, but not really my cuppa tea. If the Oscars are so…

Just to play devil's advocate (as I hate the MTA with the heat of a thousand suns), does the Hong Kong system run 24/7/365? Didn't think so. Also, too, a huge part of the problems with the subway is that the current system was created by merging three different companies. Heck, we are lucky they all use the same gauge…

"It's an organizer, a secretary, and a friend!" Is there any life situation Seinfeld didn't cover? Still makes me laugh...

I must disagree. "ack" is usually pronounced like it's spelled. "Akhbar" (an Arabic word) would be properly pronounced "ok-bar." But it's all good; I hope we can both agree that Steven is a Star Wars nerd and that Conan is still pretty funny,.

Incognito is a POS bully, who should be in jail, rather than employed as a well-paid athlete. That is all...Jonathan Martin's upbringing does not excuse the fact that Incognito is a bigoted asshole.

From what I have read, he chose to deliver his inaugural address on a cold, rainy day, without a topcoat. He contracted pneumonia and died...but history will never forget the "Almost-President." Not to mention his startling victory at Tippecanoe...and Tyler too!

When does the new KKK plate come out?

Just having a bit of fun at Bill Gates' expense. While I'm a huge Apple fanboi, I am fully cognizant that they are just in it for the money, like everybody else. Stay frosty, my friend!

Great video, love the jokes. Seems as though they missed one, though; after you kill the flies, couldn't the woman say "All your vase is belong to us?"

Nice video, but he missed one:

While I can not claim full credit for the idea, you're more than welcome!