Why, thankyaverymuch! If only I had the animated .gif, where the eyes move...

Another gem, Mr. Fahey! I do hope you're working off all that sugar though...a few random comments. I am much more troubled by the strawberry fingernails than the "ass-head." I love your cereal bowls! There is something about the squared-off sides that makes them look really appealing to me. Last one: I have yet to…

Eh, I doubt it was simply an economic decision. While I have spent zero time in the clubhouse, it is my impression that he helps the team in intangible ways, off the field. I may be buying the PR spin, but I would feel a lot more inspired by him than say...oh, I dunno, a worn-out cheater? (Hint: his initials are Alex…

"I like....lamp?!?"

A slice of delicious cherry pie would go great with that cuppa joe!

Damn, you beat me to it. Bite my shiny, metal...

How the heck did I miss this episode? Hey, brother!

Awww, you're being too tough on Tommy. He never really wanted that job, anyway. It left a sour taste in his mouth.

Winner?

He seems to be doing a pretty good job of it, you must admit. (I hate Mugabe with the heat of a thousand suns, he is one of the few people I hate more than I hate Dick Cheney.)

Can I just put in a vote for "Hungadunga, Hungadunga, Hungadunga & McCormick"? As an alternative, Boyd, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe has always been a personal favorite.

Excuse me, which part of "Asia" is "Elizabeth St., NYC 10013" located?

[Forms Sign of the Cross with fingers] No, you can't make me like rhubarb! Also, too, lemon meringue should be ranked much higher. Final conclusion: I like pie.

I just had a mad inspiration while watching this video; Mike, you really, really, REALLY need to partner up with Andrew Zimmern/Adam Richman. The possibilities are endless...much love for Snacktaku!

"Officially-supported" cables will always carry the "Made for iPhone" marking. I just got a nice deal on a retractable USB-Lightning cable from the AT&T store of all places. Online it was about the same price (~$20) as the non-retractable version. This one is made by Scosche. Sorry, I don't have the link available,…

Ouch, I stand corrected. Stay classy, Karl! (Love the handle, sir. Do you believe in anything?)

Glad to see you corrected a typo from yesterday. I just could not figure out why Amazon was suddenly importing dishwasher detergent from Helsinki.

The truly scary thought is that Chris "Mad Dog" Russo was apparently the more sane half of the team. Excuse me, I have to go shower now.

Fair enough, I didn't mean to be harsh in my original comment, but I'm a huge Ferrell fan. To each his own, there's no arguing over taste. Peace.

Must have been around the time you lost your sense of humor, my friend. Don't hate.