"Hello, Nick Denton? Could you make Steven Totilo write an article about how Sega went under?"

Anyone who mentions a straw man will win their own argument!

Anyone who thinks Nintendo will outright go out of business is delusional.

Italy :D

You can tell right away these kind of shops will never, ever, ever happen at all outside Japan.

fuck that... the question is ASS hairs. wtf ass? i don't need to be shitting through a goddamn collander.

"However, I believe these gradually-tightening restrictions may eventually kill the beauty of the game."

what foam? this is a looping gif of dick adjustment.

Dude, you know where anyone can get some decent Sushi around here?

"but the guys have no such protection around the urethra"

Chinese women walking around with AK's? That shit is hot!!!!

I am confused by this headline. Based on a thorough and time-consuming search of relevant video clips on the internet, it is my impression that women do not, in fact, have pubic hair.

I think that's because he is a modest person

I have determined that there has been no other time in history where this gif has applied more appropriately. I will sleep well tonight.

I've heard he's a pretty nice guy, and smarter in real-life...it's just a shame his persona that got the popularity is none of that.

God how I love this game. It's given me almost everything I could want out of a game.

Uh.. I haven't been following it too well. From what I gather it creates a vacuum of spacetime, effectively distorting space around it. The means that they are technically travelling below the speed of light, yet for all purposes, going faster than light. In Kerbal and probably in real life, it's called the…

I love this game so much.

I only date chicks with meat on their bones.

I'm not going to mince words - this is why I have a beef with Western game designers sometimes.