I’m sorry but you are setting very high expectations for his High Holiness, Supreme Lord Commander Trump. We all know his greatness on top of leading us into an all white world, doesn’t like women and shall have them hide their shame from the world and only then can we marry trough family blood.

You had to be that person...

I’ll be honest: one reason why I think Southwest is so cheap is that they offer a LOT for what you pay.

If we’re naming this scandal can we please call it Wastegate?

I still always think of this whenever I read “Zagato”.

Come on, there’s not a single bit of innocent bystander smeared across the hood…

It appears so, even down to the graphics engine! I really think Gran Turismo peaked at GT3...

Call me Kurt Kobain cause my mind’s blown.

Fantastic window sticker...

It flies because Putin threatens it before every flight.

Awww, still no word on Boaty McBoatface?

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Only if you reside...

Probably caused by improperly inflated tires due to the conversion of pounds per square inch to fathoms per furlong or whatever goofy measurement they have over there.

I’m an avid DIYer. I never label parts and fasteners. I regret it every fucking time.

When I remove a part, I like to hand thread bolts & nuts back onto the part, so later I know where the appropriate fasteners are.

A man can forgive a lot when it comes to V12s and a gated manual.

It won’t because these parts are built for a 25k truck not a 95k lux SUV.

used the wrong GIF :P

Same way I mounted my SSD: hanging off the cables in the free air