Thanks, Matt and Raphael. I'd be happy to discuss anything about the 911 and the 89-year-old garage that keeps it dry. The clip at the bottom of the post is by Auto Bild TV, which is why the initial 'time stamp' is in German. But this is the English-language version. It was made by Dani Heyne and Justin Evidon. …

It's the same F1 that he's crashed, and subsequently repaired, twice. He crashed it twice because he drives it all the time, on racetracks, near its limit. Worst is not a word associated with Rowan Atkinson's car ownership.

Hulk Hogan with his Dodge Viper.

I don't think that TGI Friday's customers are overly concerned with their health or well-being

Will.I.Am

Justin. Beiber.

You may have a long wait for the Saleen, the way things are going...

Does it come with a fur coat and cane?

I was very excited when I saw that the Lexus GS450 hybrid was making an appearance on my weekly press-car schedule. While my fellow toilers on Automotive Grub Street fap themselves senseless over the Dodge Charger Challenger Hellspawn, I have different priorities. I love luxury, ease, fuel economy, and reliability.

Who else but Mazda to tell you how a Wankel Rotary engine works? Even if a Rotary isn't really better than internal combustion as Mazda says, this is video is well worth your time.

chelsea, it would've been so great if you left a piece of toilet paper dangling out of your crack.

To people saying these jokes aren't high-brow or subtle, I think you're missing the point. Rick Perry isn't high-brow or subtle (though he is a joke). They're mocking his own little caveman peanut-brain and I think it's hilarious. The questions are intentionally disrespectful because this loathsome toad doesn't…

I believe the term is "poop chute," not "poop shoot."

Many-rotored goodness, like this 6-rotor mill built for Mad Mike

God bless this beautiful, sexy machinery:

Right, because only violent criminals deserve long prison sentences...

Lay off the smack, it's still very ugly. Have a palate cleanser:

Because 5 GT.