OneRotor
OneRotor
OneRotor

Clip your fingernails after you work on your car but before your shower. This will expose all of the grease under your fingernails (even if you wear gloves, you’re bound to get a little greasy) and it will all come off when you shampoo your hair.

Inappropriately timed burnouts. Integrate yourself into a funeral procession and commence.....

I’m too tall. not enough head/shoulder room. I have the same issues with window seats on airliners.

If I could afford one....

FB RX-7 with a blown 12a. Still funny (if dangerously slow) in the mountains of NC.

Gravity Assist FTW.

93 in the US is roughly equivalent to 98 in Europe. The difference is in how it’s measured.

Euro is RON-only.

US is (RON+MON)/2.

It’s one of two things (or both): Euro emissions are more lax than US emissions, and the Euro duty cycle is far different than American duty cycles, and as such each continent has different durability requirements.

Can someone give me 20k so I can put this engine/trans into my E39 wagon? I promise to straight pipe it (well, after the cats of course) and make it sing the song of our people at every light/freeway on-ramp..

1979 and 1980 were SA22C. 1981 we (the US) switched to a 17 digit vin and it was dubbed the FB. Everywhere else in the world soldiered on with the SA22C VIN.

In every single other vehicle ever manufactured, there is both a “lock” and an “unlock” button. But in the Range Rover, well…

E39 525iT has one button in the center console. Annoying, but you get used to it.

I couldn’t get in close for high-rez images. too many people mulling around at JCCS.

Of course it is. I could have referenced Gorgoth or Mayhem and made the metal gods cream their pants, but I decided to go with some people who Jalops have heard of.

Now playing

Slipknot? Psh. Whitechapel. Behemoth. Amon Amarth (they have a song dedicated to the Blood Eagle, which is fucking metal). Gojira. Meshuggah. So many bands that are better than Slipknot.