OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump

Watch GM wring 40 MPG highway out of the corvette now.

Too bad he wasn't killed in a car, because then we could have "The Osama Bin Laden Death Car" posts.

If you're going to base your evaluation on the price, consider the price of a classic versus the price of current cars from the same segment now. Your 1960s muscle car (not some B-J arbitrary-rarity trailer queen mind you...those ARE stupid) may cost as much as a new Mustang now, but be way slower, but are you going

"The odometer shows this M1 has only traveled 4418 km or 2745 miles in its 31 years. "

Uh, you've got a cupholder in any vehicle you sit in. Plus as a bonus, if you're a guy and it's a warm beverage, it's like free contraception.

God hates cars.

@Fodder650: It's purest form, plus a foot taller.

You don't have to be a psychopath to own a Hummer, but it helps.

Hey, guess what! It's for sale!

@cesariojpn: Now imagine dying inside a hot wheels car.

A truck that manages cage fights!

@skunkfunk: They might want information, genes, whatever odd technologies we have that they don't.

@TheAntiCat thinks The Wort is a wizard.: I like the safety guy from 5th Gear. He makes it seem like unsafe cars are going to break into your house at night, murder your wife and rape your children.

@Aloha Milkyway: Makes those fuel economy numbers look pretty good, huh?