OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump

@WarpedCore: There have been rumors of a live-action Akira for a few years.

@pj134: He's not asking you to buy him a beer.

@danio3834: This isn't depreciation, not like you get from just driving the car, or from it just getting older.

They still make the PT Cruiser?

I just figured out one of the things that feels wrong about this show.

Right, like if you let him go at it for a few months he wouldn't be in shape for it.

Okay, I thought they had totally destroyed the whole Phantasy Star atmosphere with Phantasy Star Online.

"Yeah, I could just show 2 or 3 examples to show you what I mean, and you'll be all like 'hey, maybe there's something to this'. Or I could completely run this shit into the ground and leave zero doubt."

@Isetta: Considerably better than the OP.

See: All consumer spending.

"the plutonium will just be shot sideways, like a banana out of a peel, and you will be safe."

He can call the conspicuous-consumption-solely-for-the-sake-of-conspicuously-consuming crowd assholes and poseurs with impunity.

@Arthur.Name: We're talking about Sir Mix-a-lot here. Subtlety is obviously not a requirement.