@Elhigh: You don't often see A guy whoring himself, but you do often see THAT guy whoring himself.

Reminds me of something.

@OA 5599: It didn't have much competition at the time.

They left out the most important part: Play dealers against one another. Get an offer on a car, then go to another dealer and tell them what the last guy was offering.

@Grive: A private party will sell for that price.

@MostlyHarmless: Car lease "long stories" are actually all quite short: "I was an idiot."

@gthing:

Cavalier. At least it's good at something.

@What would Ferdinand do?:

Ever play Team Fortress 2, and have someone glitch their way into the skybox?

@What would Ferdinand do?:

Just flip it over and it's fine!

@Barion: I'm pretty sure you have ravens there. They're pretty much everywhere else in the southwest. They just aren't as numerous here as they are in places like Alaska. (Nor are they as big.)

@deadlycowpat95:

@b33g33: Considering you could haul around some solar panels and park it to charge, you can avoid fighting over gasoline...you just need to pack enough firepower to keep it.

"Gran Turismo." Though "F1 Built To Win" on the NES got me part way there.

@Lassus: Why? Ravens are just as smart, but they're also huge.

@Mad_Science: It can carry one in the passenger's lap.

Oh shit. Now the creationists' "the speed of light has changed, therefore 7 biblical days was a long time" argument will get its second wind.

" aliens that are well-adapted to the often extreme physical conditions on their home planets."