OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump
OnePumpChump

SQUID!

He's trying to appeal to the "Calvin pissing on a logo" crowd. I am pretty sure that most of them do not vote for Democrats.

Holy shit, I wondered how long it would be before he got to work on a game that let Paul Robertson be Paul Robertson.

@baconbot: Keep in mind most Greek sculptures weren't an inch and a half tall.

@Doople: The world just doesn't trust us anymore.

@Unsub: But apparently it is English-speaking.

"Master Chief" is not a Marine rank.

It would look more authentic if they introduced different levels of generational loss into different elements.

Now playing

1 part Power Rangers, 1 part Evangelion: GIGABOTS

Those don't sound very appetizing.

"A six-legged creature that walks naturally. There's no such thing as a six-legged mammal in nature, although obviously insects are six-legged. "

I saw a guy playing House of the Dead with two guns once. Hitting every damn thing, nearly every shot, with both hands, aiming each gun independently of the other. It was amazing.