Motion? :)

I saw at least 6 of them shit their pants.

Needs a cloaking device and quantum torpedoes.

but does it make my penis bigger?

When will it die.

EWwwwww! ...we've officially run out of interesting things to blog about.

Also makes a good lamp.

Imagine your toes.

Thank You.

is that a pregnancy test?

But they are huge. :/

Her boobs aren't even ripe yet. :/

My curved penis is not a gimmick.:)

Class Action Lawsuit! :)

Rofl.

The check is in the mail, we promise. - Virgin Galactic Federation.

Bill Gates.

Does Turkey eat the most Turkey?