Direction of money flowing out of my wallet?

What is this Sorcery!!?

"after the pickup he was driving veered into a median on Westbound I-96 and launched over a guardrail into Sycamore Creek"

They don't make princesses like they used to. :/

Now Kiss.

I assume that being in a tank crew is about the worst job in military. You are sitting in a big slow metal coffin that anyone with a anti tank missile could blow up from a distance.

DOH! (too soon?)

Is that the flux capacitor?

Everyone remember to bring your dash cams.

Super hot milf on his left.

SEE KIDS! Learn to spell on your own. Google Search may not always be available to help you. :)

I got round trip tickets on the Asian train.

Zim, Zimmer, who got the keys to my bimmer?

— Falcon

I came to see a moose get punched. I am disappoint. :(

You pretend to be a Valet.

COME AT ME BRO!

Fucking Delta and their checked bag fee on your first bag. Having one checked bag is the norm for most travelers, how is it legal to charge for the first bag? :/

Big deal, I do that everyday on my way to work.