I am a Super Space Alien from planet OblxZxyyt.

Progress? :/

Flop? That movie was Awesome!

My co worker finally got a Samsung Galaxy S3 (I was happy to play with it), next day she drops it and now the screen is cracked like a busted mirror. (luckily she got the replacement insurance rape from Verizon.)

Get off my lawn! (and wife)

Another reason to buy android. :) Wait, but it was left at TSA, not really stolen.

Needs more lasers? I have a feeling we will be running away from these in the future.

*Top Secret Clearance Required*

blow all ballast tanks!

I will throw lots of money at Clover Trail windows 8 tablets if I can get 10+ hours of battery life out of them with "real world" usage.

Maggot #1 : Officer, I can identify the body!

A knife to eat strawberries? :/ well, i never!

Not very stealthy if we can see it. (cloak will not engage)

Is that where the money, cocaine and guns go. ...oh cables!

My boss gives that speech every morning. "Fuck you! that's my name."

hates being that guy, but is that guy anyway.

Ah "expand". Sorry, I thought there was another "HD" on here.

Click HD? Where's that feature?

So you want him to be full of you instead? :)

The Nedo robot looks high not sad. If NAO had a vagina that photo would be considered robot porn.