college! *sniff*

Why so serious?

iPhone 5 and iPad mini will change our lives forever. We will never be the same. :)

So what are the lasting effects of contaminated nuclear water?

First world comedy problems.

That shit Kraay?

I am still using my fists.

Some firing squads are more efficient and have multiple targets. I know because I was a firing squad inspector in South America.

Sounds like a lawn mower. That noise will get you killed. Can I ride it?

The used Start8 from Stardock. You can change the "start" button image style. Very nice. Also the transition from windows login to desktop mode is much smoother. I don't even see the start tiles.

Thanks!

So basically everyone on the Internet has the same experience like you or they are liars (because, you know, proof?). :/

He stole my dream! (except in mine its a loft with a large service elevator) :)

He is an American "Patriot", leave him alone. His motives are pure. :/

So my computer is already a future computer? :) woot!

Just NO. :) ...same as before, but with 5% more!

The prototype is at 3:35. :)

You are rich, have a Ferrari and get to have sex with 2 chicks. Why not call it a day? :/

0 tweets, but has many followers? How does that work? (magnets?)

looks like a stapler from the future.