OMG!

its not the droid you are looking for. *move along*

We will find you.

The first rule of Usenet is "You don't talk about Usenet"!

Love me some Eggnog at Christmas. That Mudslide looks good.

Use a lighter.

Sorry don't need them. :) wedgy undies.

Just push it to the side.

I wasted good student loan money learning FORTRAN, COBOL and VAX/VMS in college to eventually become a web programmer. :/

Will this be in the next COD?

Should get 4chan on this, he would be caught by noon.

Wormholes.

Gives new meaning to "it burns when I pee!"

*Hammer*

When they knock up their secretary. :)

The explosion is classified.

Its only fun if its not pointed at you.

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, this is where I will live.

First world problems? :/

Its time for something brand new from Apple, not a smaller version of the same thing.