The new Ikea furniture you have to assemble while the delivery truck is moving.

...but does it make a sound?

"If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

Do you start it like a lawn mover? (first video)

Two free tips:

Why do teenagers always talk like every sentence is a question in a song?

I put it on my penis.

...Or maybe those are the only places YOU can afford to go. :)

R.I.P. to the "Cool Ruler".

If you dont mind hackers in every game, MW2 is still fun on the PC. :)

The *toilet suction system hose missing.* light just came on.

Actually, Harrier Strike is at 7 kills, then you sit quietly and wait for "chopper gunner ready" :)

I'll just call in a harrier strike. BzzzzzzzzZZZZZ!

If I see you wearing these, you will get falcon punched.

it means "Who's got the lighter?" :)

I imagine its like if you kept saying "Praise Jesus!" (for luck), every time you shot at someone.

Time to call Corbin Dallas?

He looked very worried in the water. lol.

haven't you seen the MAD MAX movies? :)

you are a good man/person.